✝ Quince (15)
(I'm not religious, the cross is just cute. To each their own, though.)
I have a short attention span, and some say I'm funny. (Most stick with awkward.) ♥ More than likely I won't stick to any post-restrictions I set for myself, so this is a completely diverse page. ☺
a prank is:
- something you can look back on and genuinely laugh at whether or not you were the victim
being an asshole is:
- destroying public and private property
- deliberately triggering someone
- inflicting lasting harm on someone
- generally ruining someone’s day, then laughing about it
this april fool’s day, pull pranks instead of being an asshole
Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE
I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT
i did NOT have sexual relations with that skeleton
8 ton orca jumping 15ft out of the water
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
Germany’s highest court has ruled against giving same-sex couples in civil partnerships the right to adopt children.
what was that germany with your gay olympic outfits what
Just goes to show you literally everyone is looking to cover up their own shortcomings using Russia.
ap sex ed.
because public school sex ed sucks.
Oh my gosh amazing, accurate, GENDER NEUTRAL graphics?! I’ve died and gone to sex educator heaven. (The only thing better would be the inclusion of Intersex genitalia)