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"Words are like nets - we hope they'll cover what we mean, but we know they can't possibly hold that much joy, or wonder, or grief."

- Jodi Picoult

landofrunawayangels:

Lyrics:

My brother is a moron.
And he doesn’t have a clue.
He’s got a boyfriend, doesn’t realize
HE’S STARING RIGHT AT YOU!
Just quit it with your eye-sex,
Just go and get it on.
Our lives are short so making a frickin’ move
Before the chance is gone!

Can I feel the love tonight?
Why does this happen to me?
Dean’s brooding and Cas is oblivious!
Put me out of my misery

Dean, don’t be scared of feelings,
Just go get your own room.
I’m sick of awkwardly third-wheeling;
You’ve got to do it soon!

Cas, he’s kinda stupid.
Was Purgat’ry this bad?
I don’t get how you can put up with him;
This is really sad!

Can I feel the love tonight?
Why does this happen to me?
Dean is brooding and Cas is oblivious,
Put me out of my misery.

I can feel the love tonight,
So I ask, why can’t they?!
Unless I drag a cupid down right here,
They’ll push it all away.

But Dean won’t fall in love tonight,
It can be assumed.
Because that’s Dean,
And somehow we love him.

In short, we all are doomed!

GET A ROOM, YOU TWO!


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